I heard we made out
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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