We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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