And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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