I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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