Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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