And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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