I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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