wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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