she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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