you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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