There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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