I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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