what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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