D3 body, D1 cock
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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