love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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