Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
