idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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