yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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