i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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