Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
