Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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