bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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