is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We have so much sex to catch up on
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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