Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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