spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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