You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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