He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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