Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He kissed a someone with a penis
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.