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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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• (650): View more from California

  Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON

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• (585): View more from New York

  Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings

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