No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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