I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
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So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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