This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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