**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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