ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He keeps bees of course he's weird
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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