yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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