The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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