The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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