woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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