But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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