I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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