summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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