scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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