i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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