I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I bet he comes in French.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My penis needs a shock collar
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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