So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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