puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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