honey bunches of taint.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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