I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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