Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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