would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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