I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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