I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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