I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The Olympian is in my bed
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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