That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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