yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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