So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Randomize
