We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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