You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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