Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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