Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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