I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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