everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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